Reckless abandon meets melee,
it’s a helluva day for a fight.
If you’re looking for a
donnybrook, you found it here, all right!
Tag teams welcome, cage fighters too,
MMA… take your time, we’ve got all night.
Taking all comers, the weak of heart needn’t try.
If you’re all in for a bench-clearing brawl, we just might!
But if Chuck Norris shows up, all bets are off!
(C) Walter J Wojtanik, 2015