PURPLE COW

You’ve heard about the purple cow;
you’d rather see than be one.
But I can tell you here and now,
there’s nothing like a purple cow.

It’s udderly the cat’s meow,
traipsing through the dairy,
Not so scary, I avow
there’s nothing like a purple cow.

So, c’mon Bossy, take a bow,
and get your credit due,
you’re something else you bet, and how,
there’s nothing like a purple cow.

A purple cow should not lay lough,
or mough the grazing grass,
you bet your ass and she would knough,
there’s nothing like a purple cough!

There’s no such thing as purple sow,
’cause pigs aren’t fond of purple,
So to their ilk I won’t cow-tow,
I’d rather milk a purple cow!

I’ve never seen a purple cow,
I hope to someday see one!
And I can tell you here and now,
I wish I were a purple cow!

(C) Walter J. Wojtanik, 2015

Poetic Asides by Robert Lee Brewer – Prompt 308: Shirt color/ animal

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