DOUBLE STUFFED

I come in solidarity
a misplaced face
in this girls world.
Lest I be the brunt
of vitriol when the moon
rides in on its cycle, know this:
I cramp a lot,
I’ve got perky moobs,
I retain water, and
have a weak bladder.
I get mad as a hatter
when the things I bought
last week, go on sale this week.
But the solution is easy.
I’ve come “Double Stuft”.
“Oreos, Ladies?”

 

(C) Walter J Wojtanik, 2014

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