You view her from across the room,
and to ask the question could spell your doom.
She looks like she might, but you’re unsure.
She sort of carries herself THAT way,
but it’s not easy to say; you can’t tell.
She has a certain style. And her smile
could surely entice. She may even be very nice!
But you need to know before you pay the price.
Does she… or doesn’t she? You wipe your brow,
you scratch your chin. It would be a sin if…
You figure the only way to know
is to go over and ask her. You’ll either unmask her
or get your face popped. She might even call the cops,
You hesitate – start and stop, then decide to hop on over.
It would behoove her to at least give you that chance.
So you approach her and dance from foot to foot,
“Shoot me now!” your mind screams. It seems she’s pleasant.
No peasant, she! You clear your throat to introduce you. It’s on!
And you come out and just ask. “Do you… have any Grey Poupon?”
Into her purse she clutches. “But, of course!” And away she went.
(C) Copyright Walter J Wojtanik – 2014
A new version of your software
is available for upgrade. So you approve.
It moves so far and it glitches, it unlatches
a few hitches. Shut down and locked.
You’ve clocked the process at a minute thirty-seven.
You would think using their own process
would guarantee success. You guessed WRONG!
And the bill is your to foot,
but the point is moot.
You would think.
But think again. Think different!
(C) Copyright Walter J Wojtanik – 2014
POETIC ASIDES APRIL P.A.D. – DAY 11: STATEMENTS