IT’S A MEAT MARKET OUT THERE!

Garish Kumquat seeks stout Knockwurst
for “erotic dining” adventures.
Must be able to think outside of the bun
and should be able to assume many positions.
If you can perform well in tight quarters,
and love Kaleidoscopes, Kinescopes, Kinetics,
and all things “K”, you may be the Knucklehead
I need. Call Kathy at Klondike 5-4432.

© Copyright Walter J. Wojtanik – 2013

Written to prompt for NaPoWriMo 2013 – Day 19: Personal Ad

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