Don’t call me Lain,
I go insane whene’er you err
in saying my name. You’re rather lame
in thinking I’ll answer.
Don’t spell me Ian.
Have you not two eyes to see?
My name has two “I”s
and that would be me.
But again, I am not Iain
and that is truly a bummer,
My name is Keyboard Walt,
and Iain is the drummer.
Oh, madman across the pond,
your rhythmic beats are truly right on!
© Copyright Walter J. Wojtanik – 2013
Inspired by POETIC ASIDES Day 18 – “I Am_________”